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receptionize 

Hey Evelyn, what does this company that you receptionize for do?
receptionize by mvolfman July 8, 2010

sperm recepticle

One who allows many men to penetrate and or ejaculate in their vagina/anus.
Tom: your mom is a sperm recepticle
Bob: fuck you Tom
sperm recepticle by SeanH September 30, 2004

ricepower 

A fictitious gain in horsepower by adding large spoilers, mufflers, and/or stickers to crappy import cars such as hondas.
Yo dawg! betweens dis 5 inch fart-can muffler and dis wing I jus ganked off some cessna, my civic be pushin 650 ricepower, Fo Shizzle!
ricepower by sirweazel May 13, 2005

passive receptacle 

The colloquial term given to women during sex, made popular by the writings of Mr. Bob S. Andvagene in his book: The Kama Sutra.
Baljeet: Hey big lord. I heard you got some fine pussy last night.

Mahatma Ghandi: yes sir! I sure enjoyed sex with the passive receptacle.
passive receptacle by Lengthy lord January 27, 2018

Statue of Reception 

when you're sending a text message and you lose the last bar of service and you raise your arm up like the Statue of Liberty in hopes of catching just enough signal to complete the text transaction.
Doug- DUDE! I'm sexting Jessica and I just lost service!
Tom- Put your arm in the air! Hurry!
Fred- Statue of Reception, nice.
Tom- Works every time..

Greek spunk receptacle 

An English woman who holidays in Corfu with her slutty friends and offers her fanny to every Greek man she meets, especially if he has "national service buttocks".
"See that bird with the Kilroy tan? She's a Greek spunk receptacle"