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Randallize 

In cooking terms, to burn a meal to the point where it is virtually unservable; to grossly overseason a dish so that it is inedible; or to perform some other act of gross incompetence.
If you combine four pounds of ground hamburger with four pounds of refried beans, you may be clever enough to become a cook at Taco Tim's. But, if you foolishly add six pounds of jalapeno peppers to that mixture, you've just Randallized it and there will be a lot of complaints from the customers.
Randallize by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004

rantallion 

rantallion (n). 18th c. One whose shot
pouch is longer than the barrel
of his fouling piece.
We saw him in the locker room and he's a real rantallion.
rantallion by C February 24, 2004

randalling

To artfully avoid answering personal questions by slightly changing the topic, or by replying with a related question, in such a way that the person who asked the initial question is unaware of what has just happened. This style was first made (in)famous as the signature move of one Dr. Randall, following its identification and labeling by a brilliant and eloquent coworker, circa 2008. It then spread across the Western United States in the coming decade. Legend has it that said coworker, despite having developed a great friendship with the elusive Dr. Randall, has nevertheless never been invited into his home.
During the interrogation, he was randalling himself out of the question of where we has on the night of the murder. The cop ended up admitting to the crime himself!

Ragtallion 

A ragtallion is when the balls are constantly bigger than the penis. It has been known to appear in captain's faces when they wake up in the cold weather of budapest and in the city of cardiff.
Also has been shown on presentation evenings
In a sentance - Rutley has a ragtallion
- dave got his ragtallion out in the bedroom.

rantallion 

when a man's testicles are larger than his penis shaft
michaelangelo's David is a rantallion
rantallion by chris theirey October 23, 2006

Randallize 

The act of telling someone, like a boss or friend, that you will be arriving at a certain time, only to send a text 2 hours late explaining why you couldn't make it. Thus making yourself look like an ass.
Boss: " When did he say he would be in?"
Employee: " 8:00 am sir."
- 10:30 am
Employee: " Sir, he just texted me saying he had to take his grandma to her funeral."
Boss: " Dammit he Randallized us."
Randallize by FlopJock June 30, 2020