Pygeon

A derogatory term that derives it's self from a stupid pigeon. A Pygeon is the epitome of all things derp and derpy and stupid. It also has an odd obession with Bluetooth Speakers.

Oh my word stop being such a Pygeon!

Pygeon by CamilzerPigeon December 8, 2019

Kevin the pigeon 

A plastic pigeon many early directioners know. Featured in a few of the X factor video diaries by Louis Tomlinson, Kevin came to stardome.

Directioner: *sees a pigeon* Look! It's Kevin!
Random person: What?
Louis Tomlinson: *makes dog noises while wiggling Kevin the pigeon*

Kevin the pigeon by Dan and Phill Trash May 9, 2016

Hank the Pigeon 

The mascot of the band "The Wonder Years". There's some meaning to Hank in the lyrics of the song "My Life as a Pigeon" from their album titled "Suburbia I've Given You All and Now I'm Nothing":

"I guess this is what it's like
The life of a pigeon
I know we're hard-pressed to find some common ground
But I won't let this world wipe me out"

Pigeons are known as annoying, good-for-nothing birds by a lot of people. The main meaning behind Hank the Pigeon is that you should keep on pulling your weight in the world even if people try to knock you down.

Jenna: What's up with The Wonder Years and the whole pigeon thing?

Tay: That's Hank the Pigeon, and it's basically their mascot, but it actually has meaning behind it.

Hank the Pigeon by CoffeeEyes September 20, 2012

pigeon eggs

Asian woman with no boobs (or very small ones)

my girlfriend has pigeon eggs

pigeon eggs by Big Daddy Cool October 30, 2012

pigeon manager 

A manager who flies in, shits all over everything you do, and leaves just as fast as they came.

Employee: Hey how's my work?
Manager: This is all done wrong! What the fuck have you been doing for the past 3 days? Do you pay any fucking attention at all to what you're doing? I'm going to need you to stay late and fix this pile of crap you call "work".
Employee: Damn Pigeon Manager...

pigeon manager by Jon C. September 17, 2006

fill-a-pigeon 

The act of filling all of a pigeon's entire internal organs with man gravy, however, because the 'opening' is so small the act rips the pigeon in half.

Jason saw someone fill-a-pigeon and was horrified.

fill-a-pigeon by 10/10 IGN February 6, 2015

Pigeon Shooter 

A brazen yet thoughtful sexual move most prominent in the south western regions of New Hampshire or North Eastern regions of modern day Czechia. This show stopper involves a male at near climax pulling out his hammer and while ejaculating on his counterparts face throwing bread crumbs from a small paper bag at said individual causing the crumbs to get stuck in the ejaculate on the individuals face. A nice touch that this presidential sized panty soaker also brings to your relationship is the ejaculate that did manage to make it halfway down your counterparts throat causing them to gargle and thus creating a “cooing” sound that could be mistaken for an adolescent pigeon to the untrained ear. For best results it is recommended this occur on an isolated park bench or historical building rooftop.

“Suzan I have never experienced anything like it. At first I thought he was going to shoot his halibut hollandaise in my two fingered fish mitten but then I got it in the face followed by half a loaf of wonder bread 9 grain so I knew at that point I had experienced the pigeon shooter”

Pigeon Shooter by Stuart Mcstiffenrod June 24, 2020