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Basically everything hilarious in every sexual way possible.
Hey dude what word should I add onto Urban Dictionary?

Pubo!

...I need help
Pubo by Butterturtle February 25, 2015

Pubo-Helmular Discomfort (PHD) 

A painful condition whereby one or more pubic hairs becomes lodged inside the foreskin of the penis, against the helmet. Movement will result in the hairs being stretched and pulled, causing untold agony.
This is caused by the penis being confined in a small space (ie underwear). It usually occurs after the sufferer has had an erection and the penis is shrinking back to its regular size.
Can be solved by a cabinet reshuffle
Tom: OUCH....
Ben: What's the matter?
Tom: I've just got some pubo-helmular discomfort (PHD)...
Ben: I'm sorry. This must be a difficult time for you.
the art and skill that is shaving off your pubic hair or grooming your pubic area.
Before getting it on, I like to practice proper pubonics.
pubonics by ivonne carley June 21, 2004
A floor covering featuring a pattern similar to pubic hairs in many different colors. Benefit is that a single pubic hair is no longer so painfully obvious to visiting guests. Less cleaning time. Great for bathrooms.
"Man, I'm sick and tired of having to swiffer this damn bathroom floor everytime one of us takes a shower."

"I agree - let's call Home Depot and get that puboleum installed. It'll be worth it."
puboleum by Maria & Danny April 8, 2008

Pubourri 

Like potpourri only burning pubes instead.
I dropped a lit cigarette cherry in her bush, and it was like a pubourri.
Pubourri by noangryvice October 1, 2011

Pubourri 

That unsightly find, when walking into a bathroom after some one has just finished shaving their pubic area and left the pile in the sink.
Can you please clean up that pubourri you left in the bathroom.
Pubourri by alittleuglytroll October 2, 2011