Provably 

When you are very very tired and it becomes so hard to spell

My girl deadass said "provably possesses", I don't know how sleep deprived she is.

Provably by The_Car May 18, 2019

provably 

A misspelling of probably, most likely due to exhaustion or sleep deprivation

Nugget: provably possesses
Car: Are you okay? Do you need some rest?

provably by The_Car May 18, 2019

probably nothing

This phrase is often used sarcastically. It probably is something.

Ethereum made 5x the revenue Bitcoin has made this week. Probably nothing.

probably nothing by undertheradar May 14, 2021

Probably my Biceps 

pronoun- antecedent is always "biceps"
Expression used for the sake of being used; has lost most of original meaning
Origin- Speculated to have been coined by Theodore Roosevelt, as he was known to have an extremely well developed upper body.

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Probably my biceps"
*swooning and possible copulation ensues*

Probably my Biceps by Jessetotallydidnotmakethis February 8, 2013

You're Probably Right

A phrase used to dodge the blame and embarrassment associated with getting an answer wrong.

Jack: "I know that girl her name is Cindy"

Joe: "She's my neighbor, her name is Angela"

Jack: "You're probably right"

You're Probably Right by Therightwordsareeverything January 28, 2011

Probably cancer 

Have an odd spot somewhere on your body? Have a lump that you can't explain? Headache, even? Skip the rational thinking, it's probably cancer.

Mike: Hey, Jim, what's that thing on your arm?

Jim: Probably cancer.

Probably cancer by Lord of Ears December 27, 2008

Hate You Probably 

The act of befriending celebrities on Twitter to secure famous birthday wishes.

I Hate You Probably'd TPain, he's totally going to wish me a happy birthday next week.

Hate You Probably by Princess Muffintop April 18, 2011