Portree

Capital of the isle of skye, Shit pubs ugly women (but hey they are sluts), no night life, people so backwards they drive in reverse, and dominated by Church going fuckers. It rains 11 months a year the rest of the time it snows, why would anyone want to live there?

I'd rather kill myself than live in Portree. / its impossible to find a virgin in portree

Portree by Pablo Escobar January 11, 2004

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Portrey

A predator to all young children in the world that even when persued by someone of age he will not be able to get a stiffy normally found trolling on myyearbook.com and other social adolescent sites

"Dude your acting like a Portrey, stay off that site!"

Portrey by The Pedo Police January 7, 2012

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Portered

Verb. Interrogated by U. S. Congresswoman Katie Porter

The CEO of a pharmaceutical company looked very uncomfortable today while getting Portered today for profiting off of tripling the price of a prescription cancer pill.

Portered by Skyrdwer September 30, 2020

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Portered

To be fucked in the ass while you sleep

I went to the hotel room to wash the vomit of my dress with Christian, went to sleep and woke up being Portered with Christian saying "I don't want to get you pregnant"

Portered by Olio bandito March 4, 2021