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Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.
"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
Pollocking by Alio February 9, 2010

pollocking the toilet 

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.

padlocking 

Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.

Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock
Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking

Pollocking

The act of pulling out right before ejaculation and whipping your penis around in a spastic manner all over your partner
Dude, I was pollocking all over that girl last night, she was so surprised.
Pollocking by Mr.Talks-A-Big-Game August 29, 2011

codblocking 

Preventing one's bro from playing cod.
guy 1- yo you wanna play some cod?
guy 2- can't dude, guys in his room with his girl.
guy 1- tell him to stop codblocking.
codblocking by Mercunseason13 October 22, 2011

Poplocking 

A word used to describing Popping when people dont know anything about the dance.
Person 1: That kid is so good at poplocking!
Person 2: which one, popping or locking?
Person 1: yes exactly
Person 2: ITS TWO DIFFERENT DANCES!!!
Poplocking by Verbal Radiation April 14, 2011