Pissturbation
Pissturbation by ICB4LIFE January 25, 2005
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Pabsturbation
Pabsturbation can be performed alone or in groups.
Pabsturbation by Dave the King of Rock July 4, 2010
presturbation
Presturbation is the act of watching porn to get you horny enough to watch the really awful porn you need to get off because you're dead inside.
The term originates from Michael Swaim of Cracked.com
The term originates from Michael Swaim of Cracked.com
Guy 1: My girlfriend walked in on me watching porn the other day. Luckily I was just presturbating so it wasn't anything too nasty. A few minutes later and she would have seen my collection of loli midget amputee vore hentai. Presturbation saved my relationship.
Guy 2: You're dead inside, aren't you?
Guy 1: Oh, most definitely.
Guy 2: You're dead inside, aren't you?
Guy 1: Oh, most definitely.
presturbation by That name is already taken September 2, 2011
pensturbation
an obsession with pens, particularly fountain pens , with obligatory demonstration of your pens,
and writing nonsense on the piece of paper, to show off pen performance.
A phenomenon is similar to other hobbies, like equipment measurbator, in photo communities , or guitar masturbation among musicians
and writing nonsense on the piece of paper, to show off pen performance.
A phenomenon is similar to other hobbies, like equipment measurbator, in photo communities , or guitar masturbation among musicians
I committed another act of pensturbation, after spending half of my monthly income to 5 new expensive pens
pensturbation by dildo777 February 22, 2023
Passturbation
YES! I DIDN'T FAIL THE GOD DAMN PHYSICS EXAM! I'M GOING TO PASSTURBATE FOR HOURS TONIGHT!!! I'm going to do some passturbation.
Passturbation by Yandereperson March 5, 2011
Passturbation
The style of football (soccer) made popular by the Barcelona squad and Spanish national sides. This style of football is marked by a teams OCD-like need to pass the ball as many times as possible during a match; even if the pass serves no other purpose than to pad the player's stats and serve the manager's delusion that whoever passes the ball the most wins the game. This includes 1-yard sideways passes in your own half while under no pressure, passing while staring at an open net inside the box and the 40-yard backwards pass to the goalkeeper.
Person 1: Are you a Barcelona fan?
Person 2: Hell yeah. I basically bust a nut while watching that team not try and score, but instead just pass the ball around. How about you?
Person 1: Nah, I'm not a huge fan of passturbation. I like teams that can actually fuck; like Baryen Munich, for instance. Hey, didn't those two teams play each other recently?
Person 2: Uhh...Messi was hurt that day...both days....
Person 2: Hell yeah. I basically bust a nut while watching that team not try and score, but instead just pass the ball around. How about you?
Person 1: Nah, I'm not a huge fan of passturbation. I like teams that can actually fuck; like Baryen Munich, for instance. Hey, didn't those two teams play each other recently?
Person 2: Uhh...Messi was hurt that day...both days....
Passturbation by fatgunnersaurus November 21, 2013