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Petersonian 

A term which has recently popped up in meme culture after being said by bronzeswords on twitter, and later used in a Sonic The Hedgehog Parody made by youtuber Jehtt.

Nobody truly knows what it means, but it's derivative actually comes from famous psychologist and political speaker Jordan Peterson, who speaks on the human nature, moral discussions, and other philosophical mediums brought into modern society.

bronzeswords is attempting to take Jordan Peterson's philosophical takes on humanity and apply them in a metaphorical way that grasps at his intentions during his tangent.
"I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning" The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario')."
"...Hey man, what the fuck are you talking about?"
Petersonian by Jockstrap C0wboy February 9, 2022

petronize 

When you pet your dog with your foot and the affection is not appreciated as genuine affection.
Your dog: Hey man, don't pet me with your foot; Don't just petronize me! I know it's not your hand. Give me the goods!
petronize by PugLovers May 1, 2011

peperoni nips 

Nipples that are the size of a slice if peperoni. Typically found on women, but occasionally on men.
"Damn Leroy, that bitch has peperoni nips!!!"
peperoni nips by hudlei August 17, 2008

petersniffer 

One who indulges in the sniffing of peters.
Boy if Jim wasn't so much of a petersniffer, I dont know what he would do with his time.
petersniffer by b0b July 28, 2004

peterotica 

Peter from family guy buys an erotic book which he reads but finds disappointing. His friends suggest he write his own erotic book; this sells well from its beginning stages as a xeroxed, stapled manuscript to its later incarnation as a professionally produced audiobook read by Betty White
Books made by peterotica. Angela’s Asses, Shaved New World, Harry Potter and the Half-Black Chick, and What I Would Do Sexually to Hillary Clinton. The dvd version also shows Catcher in the Eye
peterotica by Tdowns August 30, 2007

petronila 

Petronila is a person who you want to meet.sometimes she shy but when u get to know her she will show you that she is freaky. She also likes to have fun.she do things without knowing the consequences.
Petronila is the freakiest girl in my class.