Payter 

A loud, often annoying, sailor who has a tendency to spray his food on someone.

Always chooses boats over brunette, sexy women.

Alternatively, someone who is mildly autistic.

"payter is cleaning out someones poop deck again"

Person A: Dude, that sexy, brunette chick just asked out that guy and he rejected her!

Person B: He must be a payter...Poor guy.

Payter by Alejandro_czechoslovakia February 10, 2010

Payter-aid 

Payter-aid is a mix drink of vodka and gatorade. nuff' said.

person 1:Hey want to have some Payter-aid this weekend?
person 2:frick yea!

Payter-aid by Jordan Myers June 4, 2009

Payter story 

A pointless story that somebody says is a good one and turns out to be the most retarded thing you have ever heard

Payter: I was talking with my dad one time and he just hit me!

Bret: that's a damn payter story!!!

Payter story by Maize man October 14, 2011

The Raspberry Pattern 

Farting with the mouth

Ruth made The Raspberry Pattern

The Raspberry Pattern by AxlRoseGirl July 16, 2011

The Raspberry Pattern 

The Raspberry Pattern means to make a farting noise with your mouth

Lisa "Ruth squeezed cheese with her mouth"
Trish "Yeh, she made the raspberry pattern"

The Raspberry Pattern by Raggett March 15, 2011

The Raspberry Pattern 

The Raspberry Pattern is the shape of your lips when you blow a raspberry, the rapid vibration of this organ causes a noise similar to that of a fart as it is passed through the anus.

David "Man, you made one hellova fart there Donny!"
Donny "Yeh, that was The Raspberry Pattern Dave"

The Raspberry Pattern by DaveTito March 19, 2011

ann patterson 

someone who enslaves children and shoves breadsticks up their butt and nose
(If their name ends with sparks they're autistic)

Person one: i just raped someone with garlic bread
Person two: you're such an Ann Patterson

ann patterson by My penis hurts February 22, 2017