Payter

A loud, often annoying, sailor who has a tendency to spray his food on someone.

Always chooses boats over brunette, sexy women.

Alternatively, someone who is mildly autistic.

"payter is cleaning out someones poop deck again"

Person A: Dude, that sexy, brunette chick just asked out that guy and he rejected her!

Person B: He must be a payter...Poor guy.

by Alejandro_czechoslovakia February 10, 2010