Parasite 

One who leaches off others whilst pretending to be their friend. Once they have their fill they move on to the next victim.

That Slimbo is a real parasite. Waited till his mate got a big payout then he and his mates bled him white then disappeared.

Parasite by Slimbo Kev February 10, 2017

parasite 

some one who sponges everything out of you even your last breath given have the chance

" hey you wanna watchg that jonny c, he ll try take the lot of ya if your not carefull, hes a right parasite"

parasite by legend13 April 13, 2010

Parasite 

A blood sucking vermin that drains strenght from it's host

The British royal family are the worlds most active group of parasites.

Parasite by black flag June 5, 2004

parasite 

a member of the royal family who lives off the taxpayer whilst giving little in return except for opening a few hospitals and shaking a few hands

give back our money you bloody parasites

parasite by tellitstraight September 18, 2007

parasite 

most people in general in high school, thrive off of others,usually social animals, nosing into other people's bussiness, until someone grows the balls to the break their pretty little face

wide eyed parasite:"Are u and jenny having sex?"
descent person:"none of your business."(blank expression)
parasite:"please tell me, I wont tell anyone."
decent person walks away.

parasite by Slayerfan101 December 22, 2008

parasite 

One who lives off of society while simultaneously mocking and hating it.

Jack: Shit dude, it's all burners, hippies, stoners, freaks and fags at this party.

Joey: Yep, nothin but parasites here, dude.

parasite by Jack the Dick March 9, 2007

Parasite 

When something or someone is attached to you even tho you don't want them to and the follow you around and won't leave you alone

Example: Why do you keep following me, you're such a parasite

Parasite by Puppy 1234 April 21, 2017