Creating a powerful cheek explosion that is so long and loud, it sounds like it could rip your pants wide open. An expert farter would be very proud of this kind of fart, especially when done in front of others who find farts funny.
As my friend exited the bathroom, she blew a big, fat pant ripper and laughed as she said, "I suppose I should have done that before I came out of the bathroom!"
I blew such a pant ripper, I had to check to make sure I didn't crap my pants!
She blows the best pant rippers, especially during the quiet part of a movie!
When your at work and you go to show the most awesome work out routine you've ever seen in your life to your co-workers and right in the middle of the routines best part your pants rip. Making this awkward sound your co-workers couldn't make out at first until you perk up real fast and blurt out "my pants just ripped". In that very moment your sorta embarrassed naturally, but then you bust out laughing and make it a good ass time.
Pants that were factory "pre ripped. I personally thing that it ismentally retarded to pay more money for pants that are ripped...rip them yourself for gods sake.