Pantaphobia 

Afraid of everything.

Man: pantaphobia.

Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.

Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable

(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)

Pantaphobia by Lezzy February 22, 2019

pantaphobia 

the fear of everything

Lucy Van Pelt: maybe you have pantaphobia

Charlie Brown: Thats it!

pantaphobia by IRISHrepublicanARMY January 26, 2004

Panophobia 

Fear of everything

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

Panophobia by Richard The Gnome... Shhhh!!! February 20, 2010

Panphobia

Panphobia is the fear of everything. Despite the name, panphobia is not registered as a type of phobia in medical references.

Charlie suffers from panphobia and therefore has an unexplainable fear of everything.

Panphobia by Something Badass August 6, 2015

penaphobia 

The fear of the penis, cock, dick, schlong, woodpecker, one eyed snake, purple headed yogurt slinger, etc...

Katherine is a penaphob, she is scared of peni and all they entail.

penaphobia by Kelly April 19, 2005

Peniaphobia 

The fear of poverty.

I cant sit at home and do nothing all day. I have peniaphobia!

Peniaphobia by $ecure The Bag August 29, 2018

pwnzaphobia 

An irrational fear of falling victim to a pwnzing.

Corbs suffered from acute pwnzaphobia during the latter stages of the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas WW game.

pwnzaphobia by oprice December 9, 2008