PORTUMAN

A Portuguese kid that comes to North America, and tries to sell his stale breadsticks.

1- EWW, what the Fump is this?
2- that would be my breadsticks :(
1- THERE FUMPING STALE.
1- GO BACK TO PORTUGAL... STUPID PORTUMAN.

PORTUMAN by CHICKENFINGERS(L) March 15, 2009

portmantbro 

A portmanteau is where two or more words are combined to make a new word (e.g. bootylicious, turducken).

A portmantbro is a portmanteau where one of combined words is "bro" (e.g. brogrammer, broga, humphrey brogart, broadkill, etc).

Me: I tried going to broga for the first time yesterday, turns out it was a bunch of brogrammers. I was totally broadkill.

Grandma: Can you go a single sentence without using a portmantbro?

Me: Chillax Humphrey Brogart.

portmantbro by Loren David Newman January 4, 2013

portmanteau 

The combination of two or more words to create a new word. Also known as a frankenword or blend.

(sources: tnellen.com/cybereng/lit_terms and the wikipedia)

smog is the combination of smoke and fog

Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky is loaded with portmanteau words.

portmanteau by insignis April 15, 2005

Portmania

The description of obsession over Natalie Portman.

<guy> "I really like Natalie Portman."

<girl> "Oh, you suffer from Portmania."

Portmania by Michael Kerr May 24, 2005

Portmanthusiast 

One who is such an enthusiast of combining two or more words into a new word, that they describe this passion by creating a portmanteau (a combination of two or more words into a new word) with the words enthusiast and portmanteau.

The word portmanthusiast is a portmanteau

Portmanthusiast by bTreezy August 3, 2012

portmantno 

A portmanteau of two words that is useless, nonsensical or just not worth saying, like most of the words on this site.

-Yo what up homoslice!
-Man, just because I'm gay and your friend doesn't mean you need to call me a "homoslice", and that is just a portmantno of two already stupid words, homo and homeslice.

portmantno by Jordan Zuppa September 25, 2007

Portmanteauwned 

Adj.: Port-maun-TONED.

Used to describe being targeted by a particularly clever insult or witticism that uses a portmanteau, or combination of two or more words, as a punchline. It can also be used sarcastically, for example after an especially weak pun.

The word is a portmanteau itself, of "portmanteau" and "owned." As a result, timely usage of the word can count as an example of itself.

"Dude, there's a poltergeist in my chicken coop!"
"Don't you mean a...poultrygiest?"
"Oh, shit, I've been portmanteauwned!"

Portmanteauwned by Lazy Shell February 1, 2013