Owled 

Drunk or intoxicated in some manner. The same as canned, corked, tanked, primed, scrooched, jazzed, zozzled, plastered, spifflicated, embalmed, lit, potted, ossified or fried to the hat.

Liz sure got owled tonight at the concert.

Owled by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

owled 

A more powerful version of owned. Origin: a mouse or some rabbit getting owned so bad by an owl in the night. Usually followed with an animated version of an owl dancing.

John McCain was owled by Barak Obama on The United States presidential election of 2008.

LOL OWLED.
or simply, OWLED!.

owled by sneik January 7, 2009

owled 

The act of turning into or becoming an owl.

At the end of "Labyrinth", David Bowie owled.

owled by Veronica McGovern December 23, 2003

Barn-owled 

The act of sneaking up behind someone and holding their head before turning it 180 degrees in the opposite direction, in a manner not unlike a barn owl swings it's head around in a single sweep.

Jack got barn-owled this morning in the ring.

Barn-owled by Gray Nightshade May 27, 2021

hootie owled 

So fucked up you can barely keep your eyes open

5 shots and a joint in got me hootie owled

hootie owled by Carol.clark May 17, 2017

Bitch, OWNED!!!

Used when someone gets owned. Such as if they get run over by a bus or is decapitated by a shard of glass.

In Final Destination, we sat there saying "Bitch, OWNED!!!" the whole movie whenever someone was killed.

Bitch, OWNED!!! by t.o.p is sexy December 6, 2009

self-owned 

a plan that rebounds adversely on the originator; has the opposite effect to what was intended, creating public humiliation

backfire rebound boomerang

Devin Nunes self-owned himself in magnificent fashion when he filed his case against Twitter.

self-owned by Beautybind March 20, 2019