Osteopelosi 

The state of near facial paralysis resulting from an addiction to plastic surgery. Eventually, its victims begin to appear as if they are being anally raped, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. (See also: paralystallone, kennyrogeritis, almichaelangelo.)

Franco Genovese: "Wow. Is it just me or is Joan Rivers starting to look more like Mickey Rourke than...well...Mickey Rourke?"
Malibu Jackson: "She's got Osteopelosi. I find that very sad."
Franco Genovese: "Yeah. So does Mickey Rourke."

Osteopelosi by Genovese, Franco January 8, 2012

osteoporosis 

A bone disease which makes bones brittle. Mostly said because iDubbbz said it once and it sounded amusing, hence it became a meme.

"I have osteoporosis!"

osteoporosis by Shark Lover October 10, 2017

Testicular Osteoporosis 

Whenever your balls are drained and there’s no more cum

Yeah I beat my meat too much so now I have Testicular Osteoporosis

Testicular Osteoporosis by Rando_the_bando June 30, 2020

osteoporosis 

One of the most seductive words to say to a girl.

I have osteoporosis.

osteoporosis by Manuele Pepe November 11, 2017

osteoporosis 

A infamous meme. It is actually a disease where bones lose mass and become weak and brittle.

AGGH!! Im falling apart! I must have osteoporosis!

osteoporosis by Fearborne November 24, 2018

Osteoporosis 

A serious disease in which bones become weak and brittle.
The body constantly absorbs and replaces bone tissue. With osteoporosis, new bone creation doesn't keep up with old bone removal.
Symptoms include bone fracture or loss of height.
You can prevent or treat it by keeping a good diet and healthily exercising, and taking vitamins or supplements will work as well.

What, you thought I was gonna make a meme?!

Person: *Falls in wheel chair* I have Osteoporosis!
Deadpool: *Presses Pause* This isnt funny. Stop looking. Click away! Don't look at it! LISTEN TO ME! This is not cool! Don't like it! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

Osteoporosis by Just Somebody Else October 7, 2020

Osteoporosis 

Causing you jump into wheelchairs and say “I have osteoporosis”

Guy 1: hey do the meme
Guy 2 what meme
Guy 1 the meme
Guy 2 ohhh

*jumps into wheelchair*
Guy 2 I have osteoporosis

Osteoporosis by Thicc memes February 9, 2020