Nuremburg

(verb) To bring to justice and impose punishment or execute.

That Trump Nazi is threatening our lives. We need to Nuremburg that dude.

Nuremburg by ben fenster December 7, 2016

nuremburg ned 

When someone repeatedly makes Holocaust jokes even after no one laughs

Person 1:You hear Jack made a Holocaust joke in front of the Jewish kid?
Person 2:We all make mistakes sometimes
Person 1:It’s the 3rd time this week!
Person 2: What a nuremburg ned

nuremburg ned by Climate change bus January 29, 2021

Nuremburg Hammer Drill 

The subtle art of ramming your erect penis into a woman's belly button, whilst simultaneously vomiting on her forehead and slapping her nipples with a spatula. So called due to its short lived popularity in the city which give it it's name, where many couples for some strange reason found it sexy.

"My god, that girl let me give her a Nuremburg Hammer Drill last night; I think she must have mental problems"

Nuremburg Hammer Drill by MasterofFlange February 16, 2009

yuppie-nuremberg defense

the "yuppie nuremberg" defense is when someone does something they know is wrong but tries justify it by simply saying they're doing it for the money. typically a lame excuse. . from the film, "thank you for smoking."

1; You know what your doing is wrong.
2; Everybody has a mortgage to pay.
1; Ah, the yuppie-nuremberg defense.

yuppie-nuremberg defense by markymark44 March 7, 2010

Nürburgring 

Race track in Germany modeled on the roads surrounding Canberra.

Opened in 1927, it is rumoured that Hitler commissioned the 20.81km track due to BMW, Porsche and Mercedes conducting all their high-speed testing at the 'Berra as it's affectionately known. When discovering this, Hitler annexed Austria, thinking that Canberra was in Austria, not Australia, then subsequently invaded Poland out of sheer spite.

As a gesture of goodwill, BMW hold a annual race in honour of Sir Arthur Canberra in which only BMW E24s are allowed to participate.

Nürburgring, second only to Canberra for it's high speed, tight radius bends

Nürburgring by Choadie January 23, 2009

Nugembursement 

To reimburse a friend's supply of bud with another nug from one's own stash at a later date.

Logan: Yo dude, I have no bud on me, can I grab and give you some nugembursement.

Nugembursement by Logarhythm February 9, 2009

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials 

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019