Newsom’s Nacho

See also def: Nacho Party and add Newsom in front. 1. nacho party
A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate into another man's stretched-out asshole, and then eat eat nacho chips using their semen as dip.
2.alternative term for San Francisco, CA.

I am elated to be back in Florida, after my trip to Newsom’s Nacho!

The gas prices for my diesel engine are insane over there in Newsom’s Nacho!

Newsom’s Nacho by Nacho Btch September 10, 2022

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Newsom’s Revenge

When you remove the water saver valve from a hotel shower head only to have your nipples injured taking a shower due to excessive water pressure.

Guys! I solved the water pressure problem in the room but got a bad case of Newsom’s Revenge!

Newsom’s Revenge by NotBryanS February 10, 2026

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Newsom's Gambit

A gambit used when democracy is about to fall to an encroaching dictatorship. Named after Gavin Newsom, who is using this gambit to push back Velveeta Voldemort's rigging of the 2026 midterms.

Did you hear about Newsom's Gambit? It saved America!

Newsom's Gambit by LightRemembered August 23, 2025