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I can’t, it’s Netflix 

“I can’t, it’s Netflix” comes from Love Island USA (season 7 reunion) when cast member Huda was asked about her relationship status. Instead of answering, she replied “I can’t, it’s Netflix.” The phrase caught on as a way of playfully avoiding a question, usually about relationships or personal matters. It basically means “I can’t/don’t want to talk about it right now.”
A: “So, what’s really going on between you and your ex?”
B: “I can’t, it’s Netflix.”

It’s Not Netflix 

A general response to why something isn’t done. Inspired by people who ignore normal adult responsibilities in favor of binging Netflix, or other streaming, content.
Bob: Why hasn’t Karen salted the driveway at all this winter? The snow and ice would be totally gone if she had!
Alice: Well, you know, It’s Not Netflix

Netflix Syndrome

A chronic condition where one is unable to make a definitive decision when presented with an abundance of options.
Alvin: What would you like to eat? Chinese, Italian, Indian, Sushi, Mexican, Tex-Mex...

Dani: I don't know! There are too many options. You decide for me.

Alvin: You are officially diagnosed with Netflix Syndrome.
Netflix Syndrome by arfy900 June 4, 2016

NetFlix Stacking 

When you watch the first minute of classic, cerebral, artsy, or documentary movies on your Netflix so it posts the titles to your facebook feed; making you look good to your friends and family.
Wow Sam is watching a lot of great political documentaries on Netflix; I didn't know he was so educated. Or is he just Netflix Stacking?

Netflix Slave 

A person who refuses to watch something, despite other sources, if it's not on Netflix.
Person 1: Come on man, you have to watch Goodfellas.
Person 2: I can't, it's not on Netflix.
Person 1: You are such a Netflix Slave.
Netflix Slave by shadow24601 July 24, 2015

Netflix simp 

Someone that jumps on the latest Netflix show bandwagon. They have no capacity to think for themselves or explore their entertainment preferences. They watch a show because everyone else is talking about it and they want to feel included. Two weeks later, they’ve forgotten all about it.

You’re likely a Netflix simp if you have watched: Tiger King, Bridgerton, Sex Education, Derry Girls, or 13 Reasons Why
Girl 1: OMG have you watched Bridgerton on Netflix?
Girl 2: OMG YEAH!!1! It’s so *superficial “deep” conversation*.

Boy: You’re such a Netflix simp