Neepis 

When you're drunk and piss all over yourself because you cant aim.

Aye , I think your mate is a bit drunk, he came out of the bathroom and had neepis marks all over him.

Neepis by THiZzFREAK November 14, 2020

Needis 

A young man who loves to enter the den to play madden, get his heaves in, and burn himself while taking dabs.

It’s smells like Jesus pieces in here Needis, what the fuck where you smoking?

Needis by MenohMonoh69 May 18, 2019

Neenis Pipe 

The PENIS, especially a strong and proud one.

"How'd you go last night Chownaaay"

"Yeah pretty good mate. My Neenis Pipe is pretty tender this morning"

Neenis Pipe by Albert Dickfos December 30, 2016

Neeps Day 

Created on the 23rd Dec 2013

Neeps day is the nickname given to Christmas eve eve in saskatchewan. Egg nog and spiced rum must be drank for breakfast, and the drinking commences throughout the day,to the point of everyone being hammered by bedtime. Breathalyser game optional. Drinking includes a minimum of 3 L of wine.

Da B'ys are gettin Smashed it's fucking Neeps day

Neeps Day by An English man in Canada December 23, 2013

nepis

It’s just the word “penis” but the letters are rearranged.

My cousin said his nepis hurts. I asked what a nepis is and he said that it’s his wiener.

nepis by Churd Furgishun June 8, 2020

Neeping 

A nap/Sleep session. Usually a 2-5 nap during the day or weekends.

1. My friend Robin enjoys to eat and then go neeping.

2. I thing I am going neeping today after school.

Neeping by Dennis H. Wings February 23, 2009

neeps and tatties 

Scottish word for potatoes and swede. Often the side dish for haggis.

Yeah, fire on some neeps and tatties with that haggis.

neeps and tatties by phospheris January 25, 2009