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Murānt by Actual_Mura November 30, 2019
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Double-headed Mutant Eagle
Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.
Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.
In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.
In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.
Double-headed Mutant Eagle by O. W. Tongueincheek May 11, 2023
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by JoeMama02 May 19, 2020
philip morant
a school that has become really shitty since mr holder joined. all the girls are either orange slags or very/kinda pretty. the boys are mostly clapped but some are mad fit. everyone thinks mr legg has madelaine mccann and the teachers are constantly going on about fucking skirts. WE KNOW THE LENGTH OF OUR SKIRT THATS WHY WE ROLLED IT TO THAT LENGTH. can the teachers jus accept that’s we’re not all basic bitches we do have a life and want to look however the fuck we want to look😂
philip morant by syminavillage March 3, 2020
Mutant Mile
A stretch of road officially named "Shirley High Street" of which the local inhabitants look like there from out of this world.
Mutant Mile by ShirleyGirl July 31, 2012
mutant love
When two individuals, get together and both are completely the opposite ends of the spectrum on looks and attractiveness that they mold together their uneven curves, face, body and mutate and kiss and love each other. To the eyes of any viewer, they come to the scorned conclusion that what they see is but a mass of mutating love.
Example: A fat white albino guy 300lbs+ Dating a skinny anorexic alcoholic native guy/chick and they make out on the transit!
Viewer: "Oh gawd tom, look over there.. its mutant love! They are sharing their impoverished genes!"
Tom: "I see what you mean bill, maybe they will spawn an albino native child who drinks mayo flavored alcohol without any shame!"
Viewer: "Oh gawd tom, look over there.. its mutant love! They are sharing their impoverished genes!"
Tom: "I see what you mean bill, maybe they will spawn an albino native child who drinks mayo flavored alcohol without any shame!"
mutant love by RandomSociopath101 January 10, 2016