Moosed 

The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.

When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!

Moosed by MoosetMoosoMmomOOSETHAGOOSER July 28, 2019

Moosed 

Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.

Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"

Moosed by OnTheMoose June 12, 2015

Moosed 

To be a complete mess after drinking a lot of alcohol

"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."

Moosed by Mooseboy2 June 12, 2015

Moosed 

Being made to look bad by an ex or somone you have hit on getting with someone uglier then you

you hit on a girl she rejects you then you see her getting off with a fat guy, then you have been moosed

if your ex girlfried starts dating a guy who is uglier then you

Moosed by ADJMETT June 29, 2011

moosed 

To be paged via instant messager. Same as IMed or AIMed.

Usage comes from an early IM program called "MooseMan", later known as "Internet Moosenger"

I got moosed by Julie last night.

moosed by Scrappy Doo March 20, 2005

Moosed 

While engaging in intercourse from behind, placing one's thumbs against one's temples and then vigorously wiggling one's fingers in a Bullwinklish manner.

"I moosed three chicks last night."
"Last night I got moosed again by that bastard!!"

Moosed by O-dogg January 31, 2003

Moosed 

A Sports Gambing terms referring to loss of a wager at the very end of the game.

When a game is going your way for majority of the match only to lose at the end.

That meaningless half court shot Moosed my Under.

The missed field goal Moosed my game.

I got Moosed on that walk off.

Moosed by Clutch_play February 21, 2018