Monsterbarb 

Also written as ‘Monster-Barb’, one who considers themselves a fanatic of Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj.

The word is a portmanteau of the words ‘Monster’, a fan of Lady Gaga, and ‘Barb/Barbie’, a fan of Minaj.

Person 1: Omg I love Nicki Minaj, absolute queen of rap.

Person 2: Purrr.... waiting on the GagaMinaj collab... paws up bestie I’m such a Monsterbarb.

Monsterbarb by R2GG406 February 23, 2021

monster4art

Typically an unintelligent person with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) that goes around farting up a storm, usually around people with a deadly taste and smell.

Person 1: Damn partner, you smell that?
Person 2: Yeah, ain't the prettiest!
Person 1: Smells like Monster4art in here, we better go check it out or some people may get hurt!
Monster4art: Yeah what is that crap?

monster4art by jodeboy51 January 24, 2019

Monsterbate 

1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.

2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.

3. An actual monster's masturbation.

"He doesn't simply masturbate to Angelina Jolie, he MONSTERbates to her."

"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."

"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."

Monsterbate by Jeanette M. April 2, 2008

MONSTERBURG 

MONSTERBURG: Dave Monsterburg, that is. Award Winning, Celebrity Facebook Comedian Phenom. His posts are non-stop fun, his friends are outrageous. He’s been copied, but never been topped. The humor flows like a river of diarrhea in an old folk’s home. Nothing about the Monsterburg page will ever be “normal”, what is normal anyway? Guaranteed to twist your mind and warp your values; it’s like travelling through the “Comedic Twilight Zone”. Mind distorting humor is there for all to participate and appreciate. The sarcastic brand of humor is not for the feeble minded, weak hearted, or those prone to sharting; nothing is off limits to be made fun of, and nothing will be off limits. The non apologetic comedy is what makes it the best page on Facebook there is. Dave Monsterburg and his lively bunch of cohorts with their “Off” brand of humor will make you pee your pants from laughter.

Can someone call my therapist, I'm addicted to the Monsterburg and can't sign off Facebook.

MOM....Dave Monsterburg made me pee my pants again!

MONSTERBURG by P@ .....bwhahahaha!! November 21, 2009

Monsterbation 

1. The act of masturbating under another's bed/ in their closet then scaring them.

2. The act of masturbating to a monster character(s).

3. To dress up like a monster and then proceed to masturbate.

1. Charlie pranked his roommate Doug by way of monsterbation but felt embarrassed when he realized that he had scared Doug's girlfriend.

2. Charlie has a monster fetish and has been caught in the act of monsterbation.

3. After a night of failed attempts with women on halloween, Charlie decided monsterbation in his zombie costume was the only way he'd get some.

Monsterbation by m.fucci November 5, 2009

monsterbation 

The act of masturbating while going "RAAAAAAWWWRRR!" Like a monster/dinosaur

Max decided to experiment with monsterbation, but the noise made his mom come to his room, and discover what he was doing.

monsterbation by Maudlin La An April 1, 2010

Monsterbating 

to pleasure yourself while drinking a Monster energy drink.

Igor seems hyper and distracted, he must be monsterbating.

Monsterbating by Tayvi February 4, 2010