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a woman who has a child and becomes a different person than she was before (often a former feminist); her conversations all revolve around toilet training, feeding schedules, and the occasional housework; so-called because there's a certain glazed look in the eyes and she appears to have been brainwashed
Dana used to be pretty cool and loved talking about politics. Since she had her baby, though, she's a total Mombie--I asked what she thought of Obama and she looked at me blankly and asked if that was a type of stroller.
mombie by Wyntre June 30, 2009
Moobies are male boobies. Men with flabby pecs
Hey look that man has bigger moobies than me
moobies by Kreena October 7, 2007
he has moobies down to his ankles
moobies by greenfreakyfrog August 25, 2008
Fat abnormal tity growth on a man
My moobies bring all the boys to the yard damn rite there better than yours.
moobies by Geeked101 October 9, 2009
Motorboat-able boobies.
1. Hey bro, this stripper I dated had the most awesome moobies!
2. As a kid, I used to motorboat my mom's moobies.
moobies by theharami19 May 25, 2018
when I'm old, I hope I don't get moobies
moobies by siht May 18, 2003