micropups 

Incredibly cute, tiny, loving puppies that are scientifically engineered to live inside of bullets. When shot into human flesh, micropups exit the bullets and eat their way through organs and skin, effectively destroying any evidence of that person's existence. Most victims laugh hysterically before being devoured. Apparently, it's quite a ticklish sensation.

"Man, that motherfucker got shot with a micropups bullet. What a way to go."

micropups by Resk Le Teveque September 7, 2008

Micropotato 

The microscopic potatos found in our air I swear it's real shut up i'm not crazy it's science

1: I swear there are potatos on this scope slide
2: this is a science class godamn it nathan
1:Micropotato. Seriously.

Micropotato by Hornist9033 June 30, 2016

micropups 

A popular card games based on the carnivorous bullets of the same name. In keeping with the micro nature of micropups, the micropups card game is a "micro" card game.

Introducing the Game.
Before the game is dealt the dealer must first announce game by simultaneously shrugging their shoulders (ever so slightly) and announcing "micropups." For more advanced players, a silent shrug often suffices.

Play
After all antes or blinds are on the table, the dealer begins play by dealing one card face down to each player. Each player then looks at his or her cards and a standard round of betting occurs. A second face down card is dealt to each player still in the game. Another round of betting. Then comes the one community card which is dealt face up and is used in each player's hand. Another round of betting. After all the betting is done, each player still in the game will reveal their hands and determine the winner.

Hand Rank
There are no microstraights or microflushes in micropups. The highest hand is aces, followed by three kings, etc.. then two aces, two kings, etc.. and finally high card. In the case of a tie (high community card or pair) the highest kicker (the next highest card in each of the "tied" hands) takes the pot.

In micropups, the aces (often referred to in regular poker as "bullets") are called micropups because not only are they the highest card – they are cute and they will kill you.

micropups by Peace and Carrots August 2, 2006

microporn 

pornography featuring male(s) and/or female(s) genitalias significantly smaller in size than the census average.

And the winner of this year's AVN award for Fresh Fetish goes to Microporn Beyond Thunderdome, starring Mel Gibson and Bitty Kitty.

microporn by andino September 23, 2006

Micropooed

The act or prank of putting poop in a persons microwave and then turning it on. Normal results in a terrible burning poop smell.

I woke up to a terrible smell and found poop in my microwave. I totally got micropooed this morning.

Micropooed by deheedie September 28, 2010

micropups 

A standard greeting among close friends. Can be used as a salutation, a farewell, or a non-sequitor. Often employed as a one-word indication of strong emotion or enthusiasm; as an affirmation.

A: hey, what's up?
B: micropups!
A: micropups!

micropups by the_monk August 8, 2006

micropups 

Refers to utter destruction, or a lost cause.

"Hey man, when is your car coming back from the shop?"
"It's not dude, its been fuckin' micropupped!"
"Awwww, that sucks!"
/shrug "Whatever, snakes on a plane man...."

"So Doctor, just how bad is the Cancer?"
"Micropups, man. Micropups."

micropups by AtotheK August 2, 2006