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Microphoned 

During oral sex, the person giving oral sex grabs the penis in one hand and slaps the head with the palm of the other hand saying "Is this thing on?"

Repeat until he answers or falls to the floor.
"She was giving me head, smiled and then the bitch microphoned me!"

Next time you give head and your man hasnt been listening, microphone him. I bet he'll listen next time!
Microphoned by SweetMaurine November 23, 2016
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Microphone Spamming 

Blowing excessively into the microphone just to piss people off.
"OH GOD DAMN THAT MICROPHONE SPAMMING NERD"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

"MUTE HIM"

"FFFFFF"
Microphone Spamming by BadolzoN August 5, 2008

microphone check 

A form of foreplay, when a woman gives head before or during sex.
"bro she stopped half way through and gave me a microphone check."

"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"
microphone check by Then8ie December 24, 2013

Kurt Cobain's Microphone 

*Mike and Sarah are awoken by a noise in the middle of the night*

Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house

Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.

Microphone check 

Is marijuana smoke or vape pulled through any the users device of choice.
Man she’s trippin’ she needs to go check the fuck out of a damn microphone.

I need to go around back and do a quick mic check (microphone check) my high is fading!

Meat Microphone

My girl and I were fooling around and I told her I couldn't hear what she was saying, and she needed to speak into my meat microphone.
Meat Microphone by rack757 November 10, 2011

microphone gangster 

Someone who hates on an indivdual but never says it to their face.
John is a microphone gangster, he always talks behind my back!!!