A man who deeply desires to be a metrosexual like Ryan Seacrest. Wants to wear only designer clothes, get facials, pedicures, and overall be beautiful, BUT JUST CAN'T AFFORD IT. So they end up wearing "designer jeans" from Target, Dolce Gabbana glasses that say made in China, and having to pluck their own eyebrows. Terrible!

If they are lucky enough to be able to afford a few nice pieces of clothing, they wear that same damn outfit everyday!!

A mexosexual is that "Latin" guy you see walking down the street, with only 2 buttons done on his shirt exposing his bare chest, tight jeans, and that blinged out belt buckle. And don't forget the cowboy boots, because they can't afford the Gucci's.

mexosexual by Ashley and Tony February 25, 2009

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MexSex

when you have sex mexican style. This term was invented for when american dudes have animalistic sex with hot latina mexican chicks or when american chicks have raw animalistic sex with mexican hunks

Carl : oh my god, Johnny! you will never guessed what happened to me last night that i went on a date with Amy!
Johnny: what happened?

Carl: We had MexSex all night long!!!
Johnny : DUDE!!!! Good for you!! im so fucking jealous!!!
Carl : I swear , dude. You dont know what real sex is like until you have your first MexSex. Its a game-changing experience

MexSex by AndSomeRamen March 21, 2025

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