mexosexual

A man who deeply desires to be a metrosexual like Ryan Seacrest. Wants to wear only designer clothes, get facials, pedicures, and overall be beautiful, BUT JUST CAN'T AFFORD IT. So they end up wearing "designer jeans" from Target, Dolce Gabbana glasses that say made in China, and having to pluck their own eyebrows. Terrible!

If they are lucky enough to be able to afford a few nice pieces of clothing, they wear that same damn outfit everyday!!

A mexosexual is that "Latin" guy you see walking down the street, with only 2 buttons done on his shirt exposing his bare chest, tight jeans, and that blinged out belt buckle. And don't forget the cowboy boots, because they can't afford the Gucci's.

by Ashley and Tony February 25, 2009

morosexual

A person that systematically pursues partners with IQ significantly lower than his/her own.
( opposite of sapiosexual )

She admits that she is a nympho and morosexual .

by bilwander June 30, 2016

Morosexual

Someone whom is attracted to dumbasses, why? No one is sure. Someone who makes dumb comments or decisions is strangely appealing.

Girl 1: "I'm morosexual, I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively, one time boy 1 asked me what the Spanish for tortilla is and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight."

Boy 2: "How can you be attracted to that?"

Boy 3: "Wait, what is the Spanish for tortilla?"

Boy 2: "Oh I see what you mean now."

by harvey is sad January 8, 2020

Morosexual

A person who is attracted specifically to dumbasses . They enjoy the idiocy of another person and often find it very cute and attractive (for unknown reasons )

Them:how could you like them their an idiot!
Stephen: it's okay I'm morosexual I'm exclusively attracted to dumbasses
Them: oh.

by Skskskakkillme November 29, 2019

Mycosexual

One who is turnt by hearing mushroom identifications

I became a mycosexual when I entered the mushroom identification forum

by Myco_melfie_cutie January 19, 2018

Metrosexual

A male who looks like he's gay, but bangs chicks, not dicks.

David Beckham is a very famous metrosexual

by orangelc October 16, 2010

Megasexual

Megasexuals are characterized as people who lack emotional connection toward any person or persons unless they first form a strong sexual connection with someone. The opposite of a Demisexual.

I feel like we really get along well, but I can't commit to a relationship until we have sex. I'm a megasexual.

by thewhosa June 12, 2015