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Melvin'd 

Losing large amounts of money to a bunch of self described retarded persons.

Melvin Capital loses billions of dollars to self described Apes who shove crayons up their noses in the stock market.
My husband really Melvin'd our finances betting on hamster races.

Man, I really Melvin'd myself betting the Cowboys would win the Superbowl.
Melvin'd by DodgerCol January 27, 2022

Melvin'd 

To have an Incredibly Small Penis due to obscene whether conditions or natural disability.
Im fuckin melvin'd
Get ya melvin out
How big is it melvin?
Melvin'd by Whiggam June 29, 2006
1. The act of stabbing the leader in the back when he's not looking and taking his position.

2. The act of forcibly removing someone without their prior knowledge.

3. The cowardice act of taking over when no one else is around to defend themselves.

4. Being the DIC in dictator.
If I was going to screw you over then wouldn't I have just melin'd you?
Melin'd by rsjs March 27, 2011

melvin doo

melvin doo is a key component in the adventures of the crime solving dog “scooby doo” without melvin doo scooby is nothing melvin has had one chance of saying the most famous line in the cinematic history which is “uh melvin doo” this line symbolises that there is sarcasm in the movie and every movie needs sarcasm to be interesting, near the end of the movie scooby says “don’t you mean melvin doo” offering to sacrifice melvin doo to save his own life, melvin doo doesn’t reply because he is frozen, but this left the crowd laughing with tears rolling down their faces “this is the most funniest thing i’ve ever heard”- me, even though melvin doo is a side character most people do remember him from the movie scooby doo spooky island, melvin doo deserves to be the main character and have a movie called the adventures of melvin doo since he is hilarious and entertaining. thanks for reading
bar tender: is there a mr doo here? looking for a mr doo?

melvin doo: uh melvin doo?

bar tender: nah scooby

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scrappy doo: scooby doo i’m going to sacrifice you

scooby doo: don’t you mean melvin doo

melvin doo: *frozen*
melvin doo by melvindoo December 21, 2020

dirty melvin 

When a man of short stature does a handstand over a female, and repeatedly falls until his erect penis enters her vagina
Dude I’m totally gonna try the Dirty Melvin later with my girlfriend
dirty melvin by Tarbaby25 May 19, 2020