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Slimey McGerkins 

"Big Mac please. No Slimey McGerkins."
Slimey McGerkins by Nick September 14, 2004
similar to the imfamous blumpkin, the mcgerkin offers the spiritual needs the woman in the relationship desires. instead of the girl sucking the guy, the guy eats the girl out while she is dumping. if done correctly you will have multiple simontaneous oragsims.
After she blumped me i turned the tables on her ass and mcgerkined the shit out of her, literally.
mcgerkin by SHOWTIME March 5, 2005

McJerkin Trade 

This definition applies within the realm of fantasy sports. A McJerkin trade is one in which one team offers another team a trade that is beyond unfair. It is truly erroneous on all levels and smells of collusion. In simple terms its cheating!
I just offered my friend Michael Cuddyer, Brett Lawrie, Johnny and Cueto for Robinson Cano. This kid is totally getting McJerkin Traded!
McJerkin Trade by Dan Brown Brah September 29, 2012

Mcjerking 

When you jerk off in a restaurant or store. If you work there thinking your making money while jerking off. (McDonald's, Burger King, etc) also known as burger jerker, meat surfer, jerk-mart, the flame grilled cheese cummer, sperm vulture.
"Hey how was work today?"

"It was okay I had a Mcjerking while I was there"
Mcjerking by Zerker Surfer 420 September 6, 2016

Mcgherkin 

Mcgherkin is a very lucky guy. Who can get any player he wants. Eg. Neymar, trent, Son.
Wow you mcgherkin
Mcgherkin by Henryshyt1111 February 2, 2021
A substitute of any verb or noun.
You looking to McTerken tonight.

I just old man McTerken.

Sorry, Honey, had to run to the store and pick up a McTerken.

Time to McTerken the ole McTerken
McTerken by Mudflaps McCoy December 4, 2021