Maygon

1. A sexy, beautiful, smart, amazing girl who is loved by all and hated by none. Sometimes mistaken for Megan, but definitely a much cooler way of spelling the name. Oh and she has an amazing ass... AKA "The perfect girl"

Person 1 - Who's that Maygon girl?
Person 2 - Oh she's my girlfriend.
Person 1 - No way, she's way too hot to be your girlfriend!
Person 2 - Yeah... you're right she's Codys girl. (see "Cody" in dictionary)

Maygon by Ruin1721 February 3, 2010

mayonez 

Slavic Mayonaise
It is known to cure illness and enhance the flavor of normal slavic cooking.

Add extra mayonez and you'll feel better comrade.

mayonez by Flemish Bastard May 16, 2016

Mayonnaise Feet

A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.

Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.

Mayonnaise Feet by soursabbath July 16, 2019

mayaonee

To utilize physics in order to explode cats out of hatred for weebs/anime. (Also referred to as mayonnaise in Arizona)

Look at that marwn , Im going to totally mayaonee his cat

mayaonee by theimposteriscai May 15, 2023

Mayonnaise 

An instrument used by Patrick star

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument

Mayonnaise by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018

Mayonnaise 

White people.

"Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a giant glob of mayonnaise."

Mayonnaise by iamNK March 15, 2015

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable 

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind

That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019