Mathurbation 

(n) The act of doing math and loving it.

After engaging in mutual mathurbation, Johnny and Sally walked away laughing with many equations in hand.

Mathurbation by MATHCAMP09 July 31, 2009

Mathurbation 

The art of discussing ideas in way so as to spend maximum time, while achieving minimal result. It is also used when people try and use intelligent sounding words to conceal their low knowledge levels about an unknown subject.

Mathurbation - My boss mathurbated with me for an hour today
I need a cigarette after 2 hours of mathurbation

Mathurbation by beingmathur March 11, 2017

Mathurbation 

The art of substituting actually interesting content with complex-sounding but actually superficial math. Might bring some degre of arousal for the one performing it and some inexperienced and simple-minded spectators

Sannilkov's entire research has absolutely no contribution to science, it is just mathurbation

Mathurbation by EJMRagent October 7, 2015

Mathurbation 

Rubbing your abacus until one blows his equations all over ones Pi.

of or relating to Mathematics

Although crippled by Lou Gehrigs disease, Professor Steven Hawkings is still able to stimulate his libido by a healthy dose of mathurbation.

Mathurbation by Chantel Flanery, Nick Zarvis January 30, 2008

mathurbation 

The results of rapidly pressing buttons on your calculator!

Bob - 'Hahah look, I'm playing with my calculator'
Bill- 'Wow, pressing buttons on it? Mathurbation!'
Bob - 'But it's so fun! :('

mathurbation by theyellowasian November 22, 2011

Mathurbation 

What math majors get when doing complex math equations.

Doug was at a party for hours and could perform mathurbation, when he got home he jumped on his computer and mathurbated.

Mathurbation by Gotagoiter September 29, 2022

Comedic Masturbation 

When you are so funny by yourself that you laugh out loud without any participation by a partner.

Progresses from a small grin to a smile to a quiet giggle and then quickly reaches the climactic event of an audible belly laugh, or LOL. Following climax, tissue is often used to dry resulting wetness occuring in the ocular region.

My humor is not always understood by others and I frequently find myself involuntarily engaging in comedic masturbation.

Comedic Masturbation by K-Rista-Raaah July 22, 2016