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Shay Mitchell 

Full name: Shannon Ashley Mitchell
Aka the finest piece of Canadian ass ever created.

Grew up in Vancouver before moving to Toronto to pursue a modeling career. She now currently resides in LA.

She's most known for playing a hot teen lesbian (ABC's Pretty Little Liars) and for picking up more chicks than the other starring actors combined.

She's also known for the magical waterfall of silk atop her head which she calls her hair, making her the youngest spokesperson for Pantene.

Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.

Shay makes guys go ape shit and girls feel like shit or question their sexuality.

Edit: Rumored to be in lesbians with her equally as hot bff, Ashley Benson. Unf.
Guy: I would do anything to even be in close perimeters of Shay Mitchell.

Girl: Sweet baby Jesus, me too.

Mitchelle 

Mitchelle is Hebrew for "Gift from God"......she's really pretty like downright fine with an amazing smile that can arrest you...She's smart and not to mention extremely talented...vocally. She is so caring, an animal lover, has a great sense of humor and is very colourful in persoonality...What stands out about her is that she loves with the love of the Saviour...she's a really warm person is always there when you need her. She's ready to face anything alongside you...She takes good care of you and is always praying for you...but most of all She's God fearing...loves the Lord with her all...
Guy1: Dude, do you have a Mitchelle in your life
Guy2: Nah bruh why?
Guy1: Trust me you need to get yourself one now
Guy2: Aight man cool
Mitchelle by PrinceCharmingJaty August 20, 2017

Mitchell Brothers 

A large pair of top bollocks, derived from the folically challenged stars of depressing, long-running BBC soap opera EastEnders.
Gary: "Look at the norks on that"
Dave: "Fuck me, it's The Mitchell Brothers"
Mitchell Brothers by Brian Munich August 28, 2006

mitch mitchell 

Mitch Mitchell played the drums while Jimi Hendrix was playing away on his guitar.
mitch mitchell by Person54563476 January 26, 2005

Mitchellian

A rant or monologue in the style of David Mitchell
Person A: Did you here Steve last night with his Mitchellian rant?
Person B: Yeah, it was so awesome!
Mitchellian by Jomos Wollos March 21, 2011

Mitchell 

Mitchell has a strong sense of right & wrong. He has countless friends by never making anyone feel "low on the totem pole or less than himself." Mitchell is a natural born leader with unlimited potential. This guy knows what cool means. He would not hurt anyone on purpose but nobody messes with this guy. He has an authoritative presence, knows how to set boundaries yet still protective and reassuring. He will listen to you. It's a challenge in itself to dislike Mitchell. Respect and ethics are not lost on this gentleman. We need more people in the world like him. I sincerely hope he recognizes his own remarkable traits & gifts.
Mitchell is a righteous dude.
Mitchell by Bernadette Avis June 27, 2017