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johnny marzetti 

n. A casserole composed of low-grade ground beef, onions, crushed tomatoes, tomato sauce, and pasta, common in Ohio elementary school cafeterias. The most vile substance ever served for lunch. Trivially easy to prepare, and cheap to make it is a favorite of school administrators.
My first experience with johnny marzetti was also my last. After that, I had my mom pack my lunch for me (in a Star Wars lunchbox).
johnny marzetti by SkidMarkyMark October 18, 2006
Cute , silly , sassy, intelligent , independent , honest, & a very happy person . Black or of a mixed race . Will genuinely accept you for the person that you are. Can easily see thru fraudulent individuals . As real as they come :)
Him : ily Marquetta
Her : you don't even know me lol
Him: :*
Her : -_-
Marquetta by yellowbone August 7, 2011

marquitta 

Marquitta is a smart lit person. They are the litest person you will ever meet. They will make u see things you have never understood
She is so lot, who is that .... Marquitta
marquitta by mads3305 January 20, 2017

Marquitta 

Marquitta is the type of woman that's always going to choose honesty. She is not one to hide her feelings. She is loud, funny, hardworking and the realest, most lit person you will ever meet in your life if you're luck. Get you a Marquitta.
Strangers: Marquitta is always loud.

Friends: Yeah girl Marquitta is always lit. I love that about her.
Marquitta by ThatJeNeSaisQuoi December 14, 2021

Marquette University Tour Guides

An elite group on campus dedicated to showing off the number one Catholic party school in the nation. They specialize in one night of drinking mayhem, persuading parents to send their little ones here, and otherwise enjoying each others' company. This group is also on the list of Top 5 campus jobs.
Perspective student: "Hey, Mom! I wonder what Marquette looks like?"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"
Smart, Silly, beautiful, always laughing. Is known to procrastinate with any and everything. Also lovable, attractive and swag is always on point. Loves money, high priced items, and best of all SHOPPING. Only f**ks with the best! *On a special note- Marquetta is born a lover NOT a fighter (but is a known $h!t talker smh).
Marquetta procrastinates but her swag stays on point.
Marquetta by AM0N3YL0V3R April 17, 2011