An exceptionally attractive male specimen, having such qualities as manly muscles, facial hair, charm,etc. Man patties can can be said to exist with or without cheeze, depending on the degree of hotness.

"Oh girl! Did you see that delicious man patty in the bar? Mmmm! I wanna take him home!"
OR:
"Hey did you see that dude? He was a hot man patty.... with cheese baby! Yummy!"

man patty by thebigT-rex February 2, 2009

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Pathetic man

A pathetic loser who needs validation from people half his age. All he does is complain about nothing. He blames everything but himself for being shit at games. Like is he autistic? Because he can't read a room for shit
He can't tell when someone doesn't wanna talk to him. One word answers doesn't mean tell that person your life story. News flash idiot, no one fucking cares. He doesn't know how to take no for an answer because he's a narcissist who thinks everything revolves around him. No one fucking likes you, you ruin people's day by just existing. I wake up and think, "oh he's a person" and my day is already fucked. He thinks he's all cute and quirky with the way he speaks and types but its just fucking creepy. I bet if he took the BDSM test he'd say strongly agree for age play. He'll like someone just for their looks when they look like a kid.

He's such a pathetic man.

Pathetic man by Paewj September 26, 2022

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