Yngwie Malmsteen 

The fjory!!!!!

You've released the fucking fjory! You've unleashed the fucking fjory!--Yngwie, to a woman on a plane coming back from Tokyo.

Yngwie Malmsteen by Viking August 6, 2003

Yngwie Malmsteen 

Guitar Legend. Neo-Classical Metal guitarist from Sweden.

If a posseur got within 1.5 kilometres of Yngwie Malmsteen while he was playing his mighty axe, they'd catch alite and die.

Yngwie Malmsteen by Fryhtanic September 29, 2003

Yngwie Malmsteen 

Neo Classical Guitarist

Created the genre known as "shred" in which the guitarist plays various difficult scales and harmonies...

Many people believe his music is repetitive and others think he is too arrogant for his own good

Yngwie J Malmsteen is a guitar god!

Yngwie Malmsteen by Junglemanchild January 26, 2005

Yngwie Malmsteen 

A total dick as a person, but an amazing guitar player nonetheless.

Yngwie Malmsteen by Da Dude October 17, 2003

Yngwie Malmsteen 

Really REALLY fucking fast neo-classical percision guitar soloist.
Can play more notes than you can register in your head.

Yngwie RULES

Yngwie Malmsteen by Nitro March 2, 2003

Yngwie Malmsteen 

Yngwie Johann Malmsteen-
Swedish Guitarist, gained inspiration from Jimi Hendrix whilst watching a TV programme on his death... not by listening to him!!!
He also became inspired by classical baroque music, mainly bach, and a violinist named Niccolo Paganini. He Mainly uses Harmonic Minor and Phyrigean modes and plays in the key of E flat minor, using his scalloped Fender Strat, through his personalised Overdrive pedal, into a (stupidly big) marshall stack.

Has a son named Antonio Yngwie Johann Malmsteen. Wife named April Malmsteen.

As some one before me has mentioned, Yngwie rips an extra asshole into those other so called "virtuosos" who think they are better.... Even if he is a cunt in person.

Yngwie Johann Malmsteen - Shredder of Shredders

Yngwie Malmsteen by the next malmsteen November 8, 2004

Yngwie Malmsteen 

Crazyyy guitarist that plays as fast as a mother

Yngwie is a grreat guitarist

Yngwie Malmsteen by Ruby March 3, 2003