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Malignant 

NBA point guard Russell Westbrook's nickname because he's a team cancer who thinks he's better and more important than Kevin Durant.
Why did Malignant take 25 shots last night? Isn't he supposed to be a point guard?
Malignant by Tabosage September 24, 2011

malignant 

1. A person who is fucked and will probably die in a week when the doctors told them that they still have 3 months.
2. A cancer that spreads throughout the body.
eg.1 My friend's mongdog is in a malignant state.
eg.2 Malignant eh? See you on the other side....later.
malignant by decepti - kun October 5, 2005

malignant 

Describes somethwing very evil and dangerous. For example, a tumour can be malignant when incurable.
Gift: That Fufu I just ate was malignant on my stomach!
Present: Isnt It!
malignant by ilovefufu232323 July 28, 2024

Malignant 

Malignant = most dangerous type of
LURCH; being the malignant narcissist that it is; is a clear example of an oxygen thief. The fat, useless chump of a coward, just sits in the Spa Pool every day and stares at people from behind its shades.
Malignant by anonymous May 14, 2025

malignant stupidity 

A disease marked by a level of lack of intelligence and common sense so deep, so aberrant, so impossibly incurable by any means whatsoever (conventional or otherwise) eventually leading the afflicted individual to perform some act ensuring demise and subsequent enormous amounts of ridicule by society at large for decades to come.

In cases where only the malignantly stupid subject him/herself falls victim to an act leading to self-extinction, nomination for a Darwin Award is in order, having removed themselves as potential polluters of the gene pool and propagation of malignant stupidity in future generations.

However, in cases where an uninvolved or otherwise innocent party/parties has the misfortune of being in close proximity to said act, resulting in death or injury to said party, the afflicted individual's qualification for a Darwin Award has been annulled even if they themselves died in commission of said act.
1. Having suffered from malignant stupidity since childhood, one could hear an audible sigh of relief from the gene pool the day Steve decided it was a GOOD idea to use dynamite to make holes for ice fishing; he EARNED that Darwin Award, the hard way.

2. Steve lost his chance forevermore at receiving a Darwin Award when it was discovered that his brother Jerry was fishing on the lake that day as well, unable to flee for cover before the load exploded, cracking the ice, and Jerry fell in. It is truly a shame that rescuers were unable to find his body until the spring melt, although they did manage to scrape bits and pieces of Steve off the ice.
malignant stupidity by allee12345 January 25, 2009

malignant cunt 

1.A woman that lives under the delusion that she's well liked, yet she's such a bitch to all who meet her.
malignant cunt by Colonel Enguss November 12, 2006