Longthong

Kyle Chen

Kyle Chen is longthong

Longthong by Shshakab December 8, 2018

Longdongtinitus 

A rare hereditary condition that unfortunately has no cure. It affects the ability of the sufferer to move around quickly and wear tighty whities. It is also known to instigate "peeking" among other males while using public urinals. Consequently if you are infected with Longdongtinitus, most of your sexual partners might need to be taken to the emergency room after penetration.

Dirk - "Just got back from the Pediatric Gynecologist today and I have some bad news, I've been diagnosed with Longdongtinitus"

Dumb Slut - "Oh nooooo, what are you going to do?"

Dirk - "Just drink this ruffie colada and I'll show you"

Longdongtinitus by weezarc May 15, 2010

longfong

a fong that is long

boy that is a longfong

longfong by longfong12 December 3, 2018

Longlong 

the name of a dude 100x smarter than you, if you say hes dumb, then you are mentally disabled.

Bully: "fuck you longlong, your such a mong"
Me: "no u bitch" (300 IQ response)

Longlong by daddie#6969 November 8, 2020

Ryan Longton

A person who has equal or greater awesomeness as Chuck Norris

Ryan Longton, Scott Ellis & Yash Mutti

Ryan Longton by Blacky Chan May 4, 2009

longting

1) When an action required to carry out a task will take too long and the person who were to carry out the task cannot be bothered

2) To do something quick and effective

The word is derived from London, where it is a common phrase.

1) Nah fuck that... going to the shop is a longting

2) Let's get these motherfuckers... No longtings

longting by poontang May 13, 2005

Longshlongmob 

All he does is speaking Fax
Sexy ass fuck
His Language??? FAX
His Shlong is long

Pls Longshlongmob do it😫

Longshlongmob by .....Mercy February 19, 2021