Lolcatz 

A website which depicts grammatically inept, socialist cats that suck time out of anyone who is foolish enough to look. Most likely created by crazy cat ladies... or Hitler, either way they're frickin' sweeet!!

"Hey man, have you heard from Luke?"

"Nah man, he was on Lolcatz last I heard."

"Damn they got him, too"

Lolcatz by Lolcatz lover February 23, 2010

lolcatz 

only the best effing use of the internet EVER. Features pictures of cats with witty sayings on them, generally mispelled and ALWAYS cute :

I canz has a chezburger?

roar, ima eatchuuu!

yew eated mah kookie?

i iZ a lolcatz

lolcatz by chapstyk3333 January 29, 2009

Lolcatz 

The word expressed when viewing a picture of a laughing feline

I saw the funniest video of a nomster cat last night! I lolcatzed so hard!

Lolcatz by I. Am. A. Lolcat. August 13, 2012

lolcat overload 

When your hard drive has so many thousands of files of lolcats that your computer literally explodes.

Donny: Were living in this homeless shelter now because my dumbass brother had a lolcat overload.
Homeless man: Hmm....fascinating.

lolcat overload by maxatron December 23, 2008

lolcat 

A photo of a cat doing a seemingly-innocuous thing, with large text superimposed. Sort of an offshoot of the orly owl. Also called cat macros

"I made you a cookie but I eated it", "ceiling cat is watching you masturbate", and "I see what you did there" are good examples of lolcats.

lolcat by Yet Another Josh Cohen February 11, 2007

LOLcat Bible

Technically known as the LOLcat Bible Translation Project, it began in July of 2007. It is an online project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak.

God is referred to as Ceiling Cat and Satan as Basement Cat. All characters, including God, converse in lolspeak. Common lolwords are used to express Christian ideas, such as blessings (cheezburger) and disciples (homiez).

The actual names of biblical characters and locations are grammatically accurate, and the LOLbible itself is an accurate representation of the bible. It is available for purchase on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

So liek teh Ceiling Kitteh lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleeves him u wont evr diez no moar, kthxbai!' - John 3:16 from the LOLcat Bible

LOLcat Bible by fettfan91 March 15, 2010

lolcat 

The phenomenon of pasting captions in large text onto pictures of cats. The captions are a specific blend of:

1) txt msg text (shortcuts like "ur" for "your")
2) bad English-Asian translations (like the classic "all your base are belong to us")
3) common typing mistakes (like "!!!!1" and "ZOMG" and "teh")
4) misspellings (like "cheeze")
5) spam shortcuts (like substituting "5" for "S" and "3" for "e")

May I have some food, please?

might translate to, in lolcats:

i can has t3h kibbls plz??

lolcat by Monica Byrne December 9, 2008