Limpton 

A bailer, someone who is disliked in the local community, or has failed to complete an assigned task.

Ryan: Whoa budzo that joe really is a LIMPTON!
Jason: Far out! he bailed last night, he really went Limpton on us!

Limpton by hosio March 16, 2009

Lipton Dip

The placement of the male testicles into one's mouth. (See tea-bagging.)

"Dude, its Wednesday and I kicked your ass at this round of Halo 3, hows that Lipton Dip tasting?

Lipton Dip by Chrix and A!ex December 22, 2007

Lampton 

Your typical small town. This is the type of town usually portrayed in older black and white movies or flashbacks to older times.

Pleasantville and that city from Back to the Future are just like Lampton

Lampton by Rumpsringer April 4, 2010

lipton 

Good mother fuckin' ice tea.

Spence: Eh Yo', I'm drinking Lipton's, what you drinkin B?
Pete: Nestea...
Spence: FUCK YOU!

lipton by Splancer September 22, 2006

Lompton 

Slang for the city of Lorain, Ohio. A ghetto/gangsta city in West Cleveland.

Comes from the similarities between Lorain and Compton, the gangsta city in California.

Gangsta A-"You wanna go through Lompton and pick up some hos?"
Gangsta B-"No, Lompton is rough as fuck and I don't feel like dying today"
Gangsta A-"Tru"

Lompton by LomptonOG October 27, 2009

Lipton Shades 

In the vein of the Hot Carl, Rocky Raccoon and Cleveland Steamer, the Lipton Shades involves a gentelman squatting down whilst crapping in his pants. Important is to squish around enough to cover one's testicles with the crapulence. You apply the Lipton Shades to your partner via the Cincinatti Bowtie where-in you get your blow-job upside down allowing you to 'tea-bag' your partners eye sockets with poop-stained nuts. Leaving them with a glowing set of Lipton Shades.

At my friends bachelor party, we had some skanky stripper show up with the remains of her prior john's Lipton Shades on her face. Damn! Girl, get a handi-wipe!

Lipton Shades by hungry monkey August 16, 2006

Liptonite 

Something that causes a person to sulk. I.e Have a Protruding Bottom Lip a.k.a. Have a

lip on

Thanks for taking me shooting Uncle. Dad had a right lip on because he didn't go. It was pure Liptonite.

Liptonite by The real Giz August 10, 2019