Liesbian

Not to be confused with a Hasbian. Your ex girlfriend, who in fact was never gay. You were her experiment and she was "bi curious" but knew you would not date her with that orientation. She never actually was a lesbian, lied about being one and no longer seeks relationships with females.

(Woman) Oh did you hear? My ex Alexia is now engaged to Derek and my other ex Tracey moved to California to be with her BOYfriend. I am so sick of LIEsbians!

Liesbian by Dimples701 November 29, 2011

Liesbian

When two girls pretend to be gay to get men's attention. The most annoying and misleading people everywhere.

Boy 1: Did you see Suzanne making out with Peggy? I didn't know Suzanne was gay!
Boy 2: She's a total liesbian! She's dating Kyle
Boy1: Ew what a loser!

Liesbian by ;) A person ;) November 7, 2011

lesbian jesus 

A title given to singer/actress Hayley Kiyoko by her fans

The lesbian Jesus strikes again.

lesbian jesus by Somebody’s February 13, 2018

Lesbian dance theory 

A term used to define and symbolize useless majors that tend to undermine "real" education and give no societal contribution.

"No One Cares if You Majored in Lesbian Dance Theory" - Ben Shapiro

Lesbian dance theory by Avapie December 17, 2017

ur dad lesbian 

The only insult worse than ur mom gay

Carl-"UR MOM GAY"
Joe -"ur dad lesbian"
Carl-*dies*

ur dad lesbian by big 'ol anime titties March 8, 2018

Lesbian Jesus 

“Lesbian Jesus” is given to the holy, Hayley Kiyoko a singer, by her fans.

Lesbian Jesus strikes again

I love you Lesbain Jesus

Lesbian Jesus by KJace005 May 21, 2018

bambi lesbian

a lesbian more interested in cuddles and kisses than sex

I'm more interested in cuddles than sex, I think I'd be called a bambi lesbian.

bambi lesbian by delishdelish December 27, 2016