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Lincolnshire Syndrome 

A typical malaise affecting those who live in secluded rural areas such as Lincolnshire, England. Symptoms include lack of urban awareness; an aversity to progress; general social/racial ignorance and crucially the inability to accept that such areas are generally shit. Sufferers may find difficulty in rehabilitation; some have been known to live in said areas for life due to their irrefutable lack of ambition. Surprisingly some are content to be entertained lifelong by Young Farmers' parties and "Skeg-Vegas", an association of which the true Vegas, thankfully, is unlikely to know of. To this date there is no apparent cure.
"you off to skeggy vegas on saturday yeahhh?"

- a Lincolnshire Syndrome sufferer

licorish 

Extremely greedy and gluttonous when it comes to food. Wanting to eat everything in sight like a wild Snorlax.
This fat girl is very licorish. She want so eat all of the food!
licorish by FettyMat June 15, 2016

Lincolnish 

Possessing the qualities of truthiness, justice, and the Red state American way.

A word commonly used by neocon faux journalist Stephen Colbert to describe himself.
Stephen Colbert is Lincolnish.
Lincolnish by Ben Frey May 25, 2006

Lincolnshire 

Lincolnshire is a town located in Illinois. Lincolnshire is known for its almost police state-esque number of squad cars compared to its low rate of crime. The high number of uniformed officers is due in part by the wealthy soccer moms who reside in Lincolnshire who are deathly afraid of the outside world and believe it will corrupt their children. Adlai E. Stevenson High School is located in the town and their beauvilles are spotted driving around town frequently.

To sum up Lincolnshire in one word: boring
Resident 1- "Man there is nothing to do here in Lincolnshire."

Resident 2- "The most popular and fun thing to do in Lincolnshire is leave."

Resident 1- "Yeah for such high taxes this town sucks."
Lincolnshire by Beauville April 15, 2008

lincolnshire 

Lincolnshire is possibly the best county in England. It has loads and loads of history, a real good dialect and good scenery. The food here is top notch, too! Unfortunatley, the youth are more interested in drugs and vandalism than our heritage, so it shall probably one day fade away.
Typical dialect from a Lincolnshire shepherd could include things like "Yon owd yowe's far welted"
lincolnshire by Mr Collingham January 11, 2008

Lincolnshire, IL 

A city filled with doctors, lawyers, executives, and, most of all, nerds. The elementary schools in this town have $27,000,000 sitting in a bank account and the high school school gets over $100,000,000 a year. Most of this funding comes from the mansions and pharma company headquarters located in this town. Mental illness in common in this town, but at least there aren't drugs.
Average American: "I live in a regular city, make $50,000 a year, and live in a 700 sq. ft. apartment."
Pharma Exec: "I live in Lincolnshire, IL, make $2,000,000 a year, and live in a 8,500 sq. ft. mansion."
Lincolnshire, IL by Wigism June 11, 2020