Liberty, MO

A town outside of Kansas City that is fairly average. There are lots of elem schools and 2 high schools, and all belong to the same system. The kids there think they're top shit and the girls date assholes and ignore normal people. Fads come and go every year, right now it is 'Beats' Headphones.

Has all the standard restaurants and a couple movie theaters. Fairly spread out with lots of suburbs. Again lots of drama bullshit and kids are spoiled rotten and never, ever, grow up, but it has a otherwise good community. Not too much crime.

"God, this town is turning into a Liberty, MO."

"Indeed."

Liberty, MO by starbucks555 March 20, 2012

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The Mole of Liberty

A large and rather obtrusive mole on the left side of Barack Obama's nose. It is known as the Mole of Liberty because as a mole on the president it is the mole with the most liberty in the USA.

Man, check out the mole of liberty! Obama should get that removed soon starting to creep me out.

The Mole of Liberty by SocialismForeva' October 7, 2010

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moms for liberty

M4L is simply a tennis-skirt brigade of bored, unintelligent housewives who have branded their ignorance and bigotry as defending children from imaginary threats.

Moms for Liberty (M4L) is speaking at the school board meeting to complain about their kids having to look at photos of brown people in their textbooks. They may also bring up the lack of "white bread" served in the cafeteria--it's an abomination.

moms for liberty by sosmartypants May 7, 2023