Lovinjitis 

An illness; you have fallen hard for someone, and cant stand to be without them you want to be with them for ever!

Malik isn’t eating and sleeping properly what is his problem? I think he’s got lovinjitis.

Lovinjitis by themotorious November 6, 2019

Lazinitis 

A disease where some kid cant do something he doesnt want to do cause if he does..he'll.(or) its just another word for a bum ass motherfucking JEW!

Sorry willis..i cant give you the math hw cause i have Lazinitis.

Lazinitis by The Jewish Juggarnaut February 18, 2009

devinitis

A psychological disorder in which a person experiences feelings of extreme narcissism, self righteousness, materialism, and a highly developed inferiority complex. The sufferer also will hold him or herself to the highest level, act like a fucking jackass and sound like a walrus wacked out on qualudes.

If Ezra doesn't watch it, he'll catch Devinitis!

devinitis by Mr. Hockney October 15, 2006

leventiswolf 

Dwarfism is short stature that results from a genetic or medical condition. Dwarfism is generally defined as an adult height of 4 feet 10 inches (147 centimeters) or less. The average adult height among people with dwarfism is 4 feet (122 cm

"I am 4 foot 10."

Your such a leventiswolf.

leventiswolf by PurpIebutnowGreen April 11, 2021

leventisch 

a synonym for the word cringe, but can only be used to describe men

The word is mostly used in german rural areas and its noun is “Leventität” and can be translated into leventicity

Kylie: Omg, Kim do you remember when James C. was singing Dua Lipa songs?!
Kim: That was so long ago, why do you still remember?!
Kylie: idk, it was just so leventisch!

Kim: Bye-

leventisch by User627382652 May 2, 2022

Lovinitis 

An illness; you have fallen hard for someone, and cant stand to be without them you want to be with them for ever!

... the doctor on web md said i have lovinitis.

Lovinitis by AFarmer October 6, 2011

Leonitis 

An affliction in which the victim commits to multiple things simultaneously in an effort to please any and all parties, then failing to deliver results promised to one or more party.

She's got a bad case of Leonitis, man; she says she'll write that paper, go to his party, and meet you for that movie, but in the end she'll just take you to the party, and you'll just sit alone in the corner feeling like an asshole. I hope she gets an F on that paper. And dies.

Leonitis by uevuerbfoiasuihfiueh December 8, 2007