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like letter 

a letter drafted to someone in order to tell them what you appreciate about them, what their flaws are, and how you like them anyway.

it differs from a love letter in that it doesn't have to be sweet or romantic. a like letter can be just as easily given between friends as SOs. the important thing is to be genuine and honest and not let your emotions cloud things the way they might with a love letter.

note: reactions may vary.
i gave a like letter to valerie the other day and she hugged/slapped/kissed/laughed at me. i think it went pretty well.
like letter by puzzlin April 15, 2020

A little AIDS 

A term someone would say to lose weight without putting in the effort of exercising.
"Fuck my highschool reunion is coming up in 2 months. I should hit the treadmill but I don't like sweating. I wish I had a little AIDS"
A little AIDS by will bitten September 14, 2017

My Little N i g g e r 

You can call me Mr. M a j o r or ‘daddy’ M a j o r. I’m writing this to clarify the stuff written about my little n I g g e r Lawrence or Larry. I know he’s a problem for folks and some of you unlucky ones who have to be around him in Omaha. I managed to knock up his momma, who was a alcoholic crack whore. So from the beginning he wasn’t wanted. He was a chubby little squat. In fact his titties was bigger than his momma’s when he was a boy. But I could see that when he was a little baby, he was gonna be a problem. That’s one reason I left. I didn’t want to believe he came from my loins. He used to get in fights, but only when somebody else was there to protect him. His life of crime started early when he stole money from me from my wallet. He went on to stealing hubcaps, breaking windows and stealing from stores. He was sent to Boys Town, but I was gone then and from what I’ve read, he’s still a miserable little bastard. I know he’s diabetic, but still drinks too much anyway which makes him even worse. Them folks have to deal with a drunken loud mouth that runs around crying racism all the time. I know I wouldn’t hire him if I ran a business. He was, is, and will always be just a scum punk.
I don’t envy anybody that’s around my little n I g g e r. I’ve said my peace.

cheeky little sausage 

Smart-ass or a person who is irritating because they behave as if they know everything.

- Pr0V1nc3
Well aren't you just a cheeky little sausage.
cheeky little sausage by Pr0V1nc3 February 18, 2018

we do a little trolling 

When you partake in a miniscule amount of tomfoolery
Person a: why are there federal agents outside your house?
Person b: we do a little trolling at the orphanage.

Little Bitch BAM 

Little Bitch BAM, a male in his mide 30s that goes out with or seeks relationships with teen age girls (or younger women under the age of 21). A Little Bitch BAM is a "legel" chomo, although the legal age of consent is normally 18. A Little Bitch BAM enters into these relationships because they lack the mental or financial ability to date women his own age. The average Little Bitch BAM suffers from penis envy and is worried that women his age will be dissatisfied with his technique and longevity, realizing that the little bitch bam will never be able to keep a woman his own age he seeks teenage girls that lack the experience and knowledge of what a real man is supposed to be like. A little bitch BAM is so annoyed by having to treat a woman with respect and dignity they prey on inexperienced girls.
Jake: That little bitch bam is dating a girl half his age!
Thomas: That's because the little bitch BAM can't get a woman his own age to put up with his shit!
Little Bitch BAM by Sweetened Tea December 30, 2019