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He is the epitomy of all things horrible and fat. Known for gobbling down cookies by the thousands, this mysterious creature dwells in a house with absolutely no interesting things, save for a computer and a weird family. Lefferts is sometimes known to venture out of his natural habitat and go to school, but sadly, he has trouble adapting. Usually Lefferts is an apathetic and lazy creature, however if you steal his food you will know that there is a wrath of the Lefferts boiling underneath it all.
Random Asian Person 1: "Oh my god! Lefferts is attacking the cookie jar!"

Random Asian Person 2: "Run for your life!!!"
Lefferts by Haywood Jabloeme December 11, 2004
1. A fat waste of life who succeeds at nothing but wasting valuable natural resources.
2. The unpopular kid who is kicked off the shcool elections ballot because his posters "mock everything the administration has worked so hard to set up."
3. An 11th grader who does absolutely nothing in Physics class, but proceeds to ace every single fucking test.
4. A Scapegoat
Teacher: "What was that loud banging?"
Class: "LEFFERTS!"
Lefferts by Jonnadiah December 13, 2004

smuggling a lefferts 

to have a sudden erection

leffertz park 

Lefferts Park Definition:
A place where crown heights jewish "rebels" hang out, drink, smoke, play basketball, hook up and listen to yeshiva boys choir at night

It's a "family" where all the "depressed" or bored Crown Heightsers link
Leffertz Park Definition:

A park where Jewish teens occasionally hang out

Chaya: yo I'm mad bored rn
Mendel: ai, let's pu to lefferts and see who's chillin
leffertz park by Mukdré October 4, 2021

James Leffert 

James Leffert is a total bad ass who is the son of Chyenne Clark and is married to Holly Jackson. This man walks down the street with his middle fingers to the sky and yelling like an arabian terrorist. terrodactalonimakidonilist. His favorite color is yellow. And his Favorite bad is Streetlight Manifesto. He also wears strange hats.
well picture Vincent from ff 7 the dirge of Cerberus multiplied by about 871985789429688748144842846286. that is what James Leffert is like.
James Leffert by ummthatoneguy January 8, 2010

Leffertz Park 

Leffertz Park is a park in Crown Heights, Brooklyn, New York, where rebelled child of chabad go to drink and have fun! its a place that sisters aunts mothers who grew up in Crown Heights used to go to hang out!
chaya silverstein: HEY! I am going to be at Leffertz Park at 8:30pm? Are you coming there?
leah gladstein: Yeah Of course!