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Stank ass hoe with legs that can never be closed. Get too close to those and all your smell is fish. She never closes her legs and it’s so nasty. Has so many STDs you’ll get one from just breathing the same air. Her coochie smells nasty as frick and has way too coochie warts. She has so many pp’s up in her cooch that it shouldn’t even be considered a cooch.
Person 1: Hey u know that coochie wart hoe leg spreading b word???
Person 2: Lanu??
Person 1: Yeah her!
Lanu by lanusucksblackcock February 16, 2022
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Streamer on twitch, Lanu is a rising minecraft/roblox streamer and is the little sister of Tubbo
"Do you know Little law?"
"Oh yeah LanuSky"
LanuSky by Iamfee November 27, 2020

lanutmeg 

A 11 year old with an disability where he scores every time he make contact with a soccer ball
Bro is lanutmeg
lanutmeg by Lasteroid June 7, 2023

Chussy Lanus 

That shit you don’t play with.
Can also be a term used against someone who is very chuss like .
Snoop Dogg:“Yo I smoked that whole bag of Chussy Lanus”
Snoops personal blunt roller: ”yea man I know. I rolled that shit, but Yk you can’t play with the Chussy and not expect the Lanus.
Chussy Lanus by Sir Chuss October 3, 2021

lanulous 

Of, or pertaining to, a certain Miss Buchanan we all love.
The striking white lady in a sari had a lanulous appearance.
lanulous by AS0713 October 24, 2011
To Proccess of going to a LAN party.
go to LANup.2ya.com
LANup by LANup March 9, 2004