A Saint Louis University bar where underclassmen go to meet up and to find someone to fornicate with. The bar is old, dingy, and the bathrooms reek of urine and vomit. Do not worry if you are not of legal drinking age, simply bring a baseball card to show the bouncer and you will be able to get in. If not, take your drunken self around the building and climb the metal fence, or sneak in through an open window. Laclede's is the perfect place for drunken canoodling. May also be referred to as "La's" or "Lala's".

Man, I'm so wasted... it's almost midnight, let's head to Laclede's.

God damn, what happened last night at Laclede's?

You don't have a fake? It's okay, we're only going to La's.

Laclede's by ShmartyPants February 19, 2011

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White-Ladied

When you get king hit and knocked the fuck out while intoxicated. Often times while waiting for a burger/fast food.

Named after a "restaurant" in a notoriously violence-riddled area in the red light district of Auckland.

Brendon: "What the fuck happened to your face? You look like you've got a beak!"

Marek: "Some dude White-Ladied me last night"

Brendon: "Did you at least get your burger?"

Marek: "Nah, but I've got this sweet harelip now."

White-Ladied by B34RD August 3, 2011

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Man Ladle

The instrument used for distributing Man Gravy. In other terms, a penis.

Tom had a shiny new Man Ladle.

John's Man Ladle was the grandest in all the land.

Chris was afraid he had broken his Man Ladle, but after serving a fresh helping of Man Gravy, was reassured it was fully operational.

Every man has one, and only one, Man Ladle.

Man Ladle by Ass. Prod. Sully January 26, 2008

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