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La Roche 

"La Roche" is defined as a municipality of Belgium that lies in the country's Walloon Region and Luxembourg Province. The interesting part is that there are TWO places in Belgium that are called "La Roche" which can cause Mass Confusion when trying to navigate the already difficult public transport system. The good news is, if you go to the wrong "La Roche" you can drink Newfie Screech at the train stop as you wait. This may make you vomit, but will help pass the time.
We've arrived in the wrong La Roche so let's have some Screech while we wait.
La Roche by Newfiejacq February 19, 2010
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Mazo De La Roche 

Jim: So what school did you go to?
Jane: That shit hole in Newmarket.
Jim: Ohh! You mean Mazo De La Roche?

Laroched 

To be the victim of a shocking event, an event so shocking that you would never believe it would happen.

Alternative: to be boys with Chuck Liddell
You just lost in a game of chess to a four-year old. You were laroched.

Roy Halladay got laroched and gave up a home run to Andy Laroche.
Laroched by BuccoFan981 July 27, 2010
Long soft floppy dripping vagina that eats any man it encounters and some women
Dude last night I saw a girl open her legs and her Laroche devoured this fat guy walking past her.
Laroche by DougDouch111 May 6, 2014

Larochelle

Last name given to kids who’s parents weren’t sure if it was a girl or a boy because of the micropenis people bearing this last name usually have
-Holy shit did you see ben’s dick
-yeah he’s a larochelle for sure, his wiener is like 2 inches!
Larochelle by Yaheda November 4, 2019

laroché 

Laroche is a fun outgoing girl, who strives for an adventure. She can be a handful and difficult at times but she will make excellent company because of her fun versatile nature.

She is very optimistic and open minded and when you're not trying to cope with the mood-swings and keep up with the crazy she will always be there for you.

She has a smart ass mouth, but she's as honest as they come. She's sarcastic but she's got a heart of gold.

Laroche's are legendarily rare characters, those clumsy bitches like to wonder off and explore, so when you've found one hold on tight to that crazy bitch.
Don't let go of your Laroché, and if you don't have one, sorry neh.
laroché by LuckyDude2 November 21, 2021

Larochelle

Is hot, sexy and insecure over their body even though they have the best body. Usually darkish blond but very intelligent. Very active and the best of friend. Extrovert and best person to travel with.
-Hey. Look at that pretty girl.

-That's a real Larochelle over there I tell you
Larochelle by Definition of hot November 22, 2021